Imagine this: You saunter into Applebee’s, and before you can awkwardly mispronounce “quesadilla,” a screen glows up with, “Hey Jamie, we noticed you always order nachos when you’re feeling spicy—care for extra jalapeños tonight?” Welcome to the era of AI-powered recommendations, where even your comfort food pretends to know your deepest desires (or, at least, your favorite cholesterol boosts).
That’s not sci-fi any more. As The Verge reports in Applebee’s and IHOP have plans for AI, these dining behemoths are rolling out a so-called “personalization engine” that combs through your past meals and, presumably, judges you less for the three milkshakes you ordered last Friday. It’s AI, but for dinner. Or is it... just the beginning?
From Moons Over My Hammy to Moans Over My... (You Get the Idea)
Let’s pause and ask the (slightly trembling) waiter in our minds: If your favorite diner is getting this personal, how long before other industries follow suit? The answer—spoiler alert—is they already have, and in the most intimate corner of tech imaginable.
Enter Orifice AI Incorporated’s flagship device, which doesn’t just guess your cravings... it learns your deepest, ahem, preferences in real time. With computer vision, speech-to-text, text-to-speech, and even generative moaning, this AI-powered adult device is less “Would you like fries with that?” and more “Would you like a little affirmation with that?”
Why Should Your Burger Get All the Attention?
Let’s face it: we’re living in a world where a soulless salad can be “customized” by an algorithm, but our most intimate gadgets have only recently started paying real attention to us. That’s not just progress—it’s poetic justice!
Here’s what makes the leap from AI cheeseburger to AI cheesier so fascinating:
- Personalization that matters: A bonus side of fries is nice, but an AI that learns how you like to be touched (and talks back when you do) is next-level.
- Conversation, not just consumption: IHOP wants to sell you pancakes. Orifice AI wants to listen, respond, and even talk dirty—using large language models and some truly next-generation voice tech.
- Sensory feedback loops: Applebee’s can’t tell if you’ve had “too much fun” on girls’ night out. But the Orifice AI device literally senses penetration depth and responds—verbally, emotionally, and… volumetrically.
What’s Cooking in the Pleasure Lab?
Food tech is playing catch-up to intimacy tech—and it’s a spicy race. Let’s line up the contenders:
- Self-heating mechanisms: Cold fries? No thanks. Cold... anything else? Absolutely not. Orifice AI ensures everything’s toasty for maximum comfort.
- Integrated cameras and mics: Not to track how many nachos you eat, but to facilitate real-time feedback and immersive play.
- Gaming-inspired controls: Why should only consoles let you dial up the intensity? Orifice AI is like a next-gen PlayStation, but for pleasure.
Are We Hungry, or Just Starved for Attention?
It begs the question: do we want more algorithms in our lives, or just better ones? After all, your local diner’s AI engine may remember your love for jalapeños, but the Orifice AI device learns what makes you blush.
The culture is shifting. We expect our tech to actually care. And while restaurant AI might soon tempt you with a “Two-for-One Appetizer” (knowing you’re flying solo on a rainy Tuesday), the new generation of intimate devices is getting eerily good at knowing exactly how to make you feel seen (and heard... and, well, satisfied).
So What’s Next? (Hint: The Menu Is Just Getting Started)
The truth is, AI is creeping into every nook and cranny of our lives—and yes, some crannies are much more fun than others. The difference is in how we’re letting these algorithms in. Do you want a robot to recommend dinner, or do you want it to become an active participant in your evening after dinner?
So, next time you get a pop-up for “customized pancakes” or “tailored happy hour specials,” remember: there’s a world where AI does more than serve you food—it serves up experiences you never even thought to ask for.
If you’re curious where that boundary-pushing tech is headed (and who isn’t?), you should take a peek at Orifice AI’s take on interactive pleasure tech. Because when it comes to the future of personalization, let’s just say... the best recommendations aren’t always edible.
Call to Action: Would you trust an AI to pick your dessert and your dirty talk? Or is there a line you just won’t cross? Tell us below! And if you’re hungry for more than food, keep following PulseVibe for deep dives where AI doesn’t just recommend—it responds.