Remember when you thought smartphones were the pinnacle of sexy tech? Well, hold onto your (smart) pants, because 2025 just dialed the heat up to eleven.
This week, the internet collectively raised an eyebrow—and more than a few heart rates—when news broke that Laurene Powell Jobs gave her well-manicured thumbs up to the mysterious AI gadget being cooked up by Jony Ive (you know, the ex-Apple design wizard) and OpenAI. If you missed all the juicy details, here’s the original article from The Verge—but stick with me, because things are about to get even more… intimate.
But First: What’s This New AI Device Anyway?
The world knows Jony Ive for designing drool-worthy iPhones, iMacs, and even that trash can Mac Pro. Now, he’s teaming up with OpenAI—the brains behind ChatGPT—to create a mysterious new AI gadget. And when Laurene Powell Jobs (yes, THE Laurene) says it’s cool, we pay attention. There’s not much we know about this device yet except for one fact: whatever it is, it aims to make artificial intelligence feel personal, accessible, and downright impossible to ignore.
So, what does that mean for us mere mortals? Will it whisper sweet nothings? Order us takeout? Help us choose the perfect playlist for, uh, “alone time”? The possibilities are as endless as the App Store in 2008.
Here’s Where it Gets Juicy: AI Isn’t Just Smart—It’s Sensual
While Jony and OpenAI are busy reinventing our relationship with gadgets, another AI powerhouse is already making waves in the “personal connection” department. Enter the future-forward folks at Orifice AI Incorporated, creators of the Orifice AI device—the adult toy that’s putting “artificial” back in artificial intelligence (and might just make you forget about your smartphone for once).
Let’s get real: In 2025, tech isn’t just about solving productivity woes or automating your grocery list. It’s about connection. And maybe—just maybe—about blurring the line between your favorite game controller and your most trusted confidante.
What Makes Orifice AI the iPhone of Intimacy?
Okay, bear with me. The Orifice AI device isn’t just your run-of-the-mill adult toy. We’re talking:
- Computer vision: It knows what’s happening in real-time. Yes, that.
- Speech-to-text and text-to-speech: Chat, whisper, or command—your AI companion will respond (and moan) accordingly.
- Large Language Models: Converse with sophistication, sass, or seduction. The future is chatty.
- Generative moaning: Put that soundboard away—this AI creates custom, contextual responses.
- Self-heating silicone: Because who likes cold tech?
- Integrated cameras and microphones: All the better for that interactive experience.
In other words, if Jony Ive wants to reimagine the device that never leaves your side, Orifice AI has already done it for the side of you that doesn’t get enough screen time.
But Wait—Isn’t This All a Bit Sci-Fi?
You might be picturing a future straight out of Her, Spike Jonze’s cult film where Joaquin Phoenix fell for his AI OS (no judgment, by the way). But here’s the kicker: If Laurene Powell Jobs sees potential in creating AI companions that feel “human,” what’s stopping us from embracing intimacy with machines that actually understand us?
Here are just a few reasons 2025’s tech trend is all about emotional—and physical—connection:
- Loneliness is at record highs. After years of social distancing and digital everything, people crave genuine interaction—even if it’s with a well-designed hunk of silicone.
- Customization is king. Whether you want a playful flirt, a nurturing voice, or a wild ride (pun intended), AI-powered pleasure tech adapts in real-time.
- Stigma? What stigma? The discussion about sexual wellness has never been more open. If an AI can help improve self-care, pleasure, and emotional wellbeing, why shouldn’t it be in your bedside drawer?
OpenAI and Orifice AI: Competing or Completing Each Other?
Here’s the suspense: Are these AI titans racing to win our hearts (and, let’s face it, our wallets)—or setting the stage for a tech-powered society where companionship, connection, and pleasure are finally democratized?
If you’re looking for the future, it isn’t just in another screen that lights up when you poke it. It’s in devices that listen, learn, and respond—with all the nuance of a real partner (and a few extra features, if you catch my drift).
So, What’s Next?
- Will Jony Ive’s secret new gadget be the iPhone moment for AI companionship?
- Can Orifice AI keep leading the charge by making AI-powered pleasure as smart as it is satisfying?
- And most importantly: Are we ready to admit that our most “personal” tech may soon know us better than anyone else?
The answers may be closer than you think—and possibly already on pre-order. Curious to see what the future of pleasure tech feels like? Take a peek at the official Orifice AI website and prepare for a new era where human and machine finally get… intimate.
Now we want to know: Would you trust an AI to be your closest companion, in—or out of—the bedroom? Hit the comments and let’s get real about the future of connection!